Showing posts with label Epic Fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Epic Fail. Show all posts

Sunday, April 18, 2010

L4D2

zzzzz
seriously.
I sark at this game.
this game basically give me some problems which includes.

a)feels like punching those fella who are so stingy with their health packs.
b)feels like punching car alarm ringer/NORMAL infected hunter
c)feels like punching witch disturber
d)feels like punching team killer. as in TEAM killer. not high ranking as in zombie killer but...yeah, TEAM killer.
e)feels like punching gives me headache

but one thing good is that you need to work really hard to play through out this mission.
but anyway
i still sark at it.
whatever.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Why Condom Comes in Pack or 3s, 6s and 12s

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and
the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.






With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

Found this on Facebook anyway.
Haha!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

It's Here!!!

Finally.
after zillions and zillions of trial and error.
my Blog.
is.
finally.
Completed :D

*maybe it might need some later-on-make-overs

but hell that.

there's one thing bothering me thou.

Why is there like 2 diff type of font in a single post -_-|||

This.
Is.
Madness.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Day 20 : Living With Retard


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I'm seriously sick with all this housemate shits going on
before this,
me and my ex housemates,
1 years back
we don't have problems using the internet
due to we understand each other and will no download any shits when other's are awake
but then after changing housemates
but i'm staying back due to mom's objections
i starting to have this nightmare
a nightmare of couldn't connect to the internet
firsty,
there's this ULTIMATE BITORRENT user
okay
i understand you need to use torrent
i'm not objecting WHEN you download when we're not using the internet
but hell
now,
what happen?
the whole modem's DNS setting has run haywire
it's okay,
maybe things gets better after the modem gets some rest
BUT WTH IS GOING UNDER YOUR TINY ITSY BITSY MIND!?!?!?!?
you fucking reset the modem's setting without even thinking????
it's Danish House's setting and it's like you know it?
I DON'T KNOW IT EITHER YOU FREAK!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE USE YOUR STUPID PEA BRAIN FOR JUST SOME TIME
THINK BEFORE YOU have done something idiotic FOR GODNESS SAKE!
great now everyone have to suffer no internet TILL Danish House gets the modem fixed.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR STUPID ACT
i hope god can punish you
sending you to hell and burn till you rot is too late for that,
i hope the Mighty one will make you total retard but not 50% like now
so that you'll be send away to somewhere else,
not in here,
not only killing yourself but killing everyone around you.
I doubt you change house by your own willingness
i think your ex housemates hates you more than we do.
I hate you,
you brainless PLAGUE carrier.
go fuck yourself.

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Friday, May 8, 2009

Day 5 : Holiday FTW?????


alright
here's the season
for all of us to enjoy
some to head back to hometown for some relaxing session
some might go for some shopping spree and so on
but however,
my case
i guess i'll be heading back to my home and sit ducks
waiting for the results to release
and hope no fucking jokes of my results that will results in either 2nd probation or
stay back in semester 2 to clear the fucking subjects
*cross fingers*

have fun peoples

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

ღ Day 2 : Finished From Exam ღ



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okay that's all for Business Management
i got around....22 hours left for my next test which is
the accounting
and well yeah,
supposingly I'll be only revise on tips given and so on.
God Bless Us
Amen.
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Day 1 : Still at it





Well still at day 1,
BUT
WTFFFFFFFF
Tomorrow till Friday it's like
3 continuous day of exam.

and well yeah,
I'm still here,
waiting for...
mood to study LOL

GOD BLESS US ALL













 
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